Okay, so this person answers no- that they don’t do drugs… but they enjoy picking mushrooms in their free time… and then something about a first date involving Teddy Bears? What is he even talking about? Send the teddies steal some construction vehicles? Is that code?
Oh and his profession is rainbow maker. Awesome.

Okay, so this person answers no- that they don’t do drugs… but they enjoy picking mushrooms in their free time… and then something about a first date involving Teddy Bears? What is he even talking about? Send the teddies steal some construction vehicles? Is that code?

Oh and his profession is rainbow maker. Awesome.

Interests include the dumpster behind planned parenthood and guns.
First Date: “slamming a few cold ones and smacking up some dumb broad. That’s how my first dates usually end up.”
I’m in! I wonder if he has plans tonight?!

Interests include the dumpster behind planned parenthood and guns.

First Date: “slamming a few cold ones and smacking up some dumb broad. That’s how my first dates usually end up.”

I’m in! I wonder if he has plans tonight?!

He is not looking for a sugar mama no. Interests include dacing, dancing im living room. o

This is the profile that started my interests in taking screen grabs and reposting.

More fun than a blockbuster nigth!

He is not looking for a sugar mama no. Interests include dacing, dancing im living room. o

This is the profile that started my interests in taking screen grabs and reposting.

More fun than a blockbuster nigth!

tell me who you are! I want make a impression!

No.

tell me who you are! I want make a impression!

No.

Ideas for a first date include SHOOTING!
No.

Ideas for a first date include SHOOTING!

No.

lol.
High pointing states and California counties among interests… what?

lol.

High pointing states and California counties among interests… what?

My social life is not very activate.
Note to self- activate social life!

My social life is not very activate.

Note to self- activate social life!

When posting a dating profile online, I would not recommend posting N/A for smarts…
Dolphin Rodeos and staring at walls, where have you been my whole life, dream husband?

When posting a dating profile online, I would not recommend posting N/A for smarts…

Dolphin Rodeos and staring at walls, where have you been my whole life, dream husband?

What?! Your interests include me? Why am I still single?

What?! Your interests include me? Why am I still single?

This was so fun; I know it’s totally wrong, but it entertained me today!

This was so fun; I know it’s totally wrong, but it entertained me today!